Wednesday, November 7, 2012

10 WAYS TO WOO A GIRL!

10 WAYS TO WOO A GIRL!

            He used an Axe Bar soap and fantasized about all the hot women he saw in the television ad. The lather grew in volume as he rubbed on and on that piece of cleanser against his body parts while the steady stream of water sprinkling from the shower head flowed out with many cubic centimetres of dead skin for more than one dreamy hour! By that time, he was too neat and endowed with an aroma that if he dared walk out into the open, he ought to have ladies drawing in and caressing him while engaging their noses to smell him with uncontrollable erotic sniffs!
However, he was sane enough to have not ventured out half naked! Instead he chose carefully an Amul Macho vest and a Macro Man underwear and though he did not look that awesome in the mirror, maybe partly due to his particularly thin build and much too hairy un-shapely legs, he was still characteristically hopeful about wonders later in the day!
He drew out his Gillette shaving kit to deal with the still inconspicuous but potentially damaging weedy beard because it constituted a daily ritual which was sine qua non in case he was presented with the much expected feeling of velvety feminine cheeks rubbing against his own!
He sniffed his armpits and though the Axe fragrance lingered on those ten minutes, he had to plan for better things which required him to opt one among his armoury ranging from Wild Stone and Cobra to Axe deodorants, all of which held promises to deliver mesmerizing results! He fancied his opportunities for the day were more akin to the Wild Stone ad!
The Fair and Handsome cream was applied much as a routine than with any expectation of that magical moment when ladies would be swooning at his definitely fairer skin tone which never happened in the past one year!
His fingers stroked his hair in random directions to adjust it in the perfect manner as he felt he must do when he applied Set Wet gel because he could not afford to do it in the less correct way lest he gets any less return for the product value much like the zero count of ladies who ever praised his hair-do!
            November meant that by the time he was halfway into his experiments, he felt a chill and thus he pulled out his Scott Thermal Wear which could only bolster his prospects!
            He clicked a picture of his own with his Xperia Tipo smart phone and rather than inspecting the photo, he weighed the phone and the many promises it would deliver in the future before he put it into his pocket!
            His Hero Igniter motorbike awaited him so that he could vroom away in style because he deserved all the attention in the streets, supposedly abound only with pretty eyes taking note of his fleeting presence!
            He wore Relaxo sandals to keep him on a firm footing!
            One year was too less time to have expected any semblance of positive results and he was willing to persevere! 
           

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